This is not a subject for the faint of heart or of the bowel......................

I have been bothered, more and more at a perplexing problem that persisits no matter the location I venture to.  It is a problem of magnanimous, nasal proportions whose perscription needs promulgation..................

WHY DOES THE MEN'S BATHROOM ALWAYS STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have traveled in my life to a fair number of cities, over the globe mind you and I have yet to find one public place of bodily relief, dedicated solely to men, that does not smell horribly to one's nose. 

It has me wondering, "Do men's waste actually smell that much worse than women's or is it that the mechanical systems in the women's restrooms work that much better?  (As an architect, I know this not to be the case so I have to dismiss this as a theory).

I have to come to the only conclusion I have left:  Men, our shit stinks (worse than womens)!!!  I confirmed this in the bathroom today!

I really don't know what to do about it either.  I mean, how can I get the bathroom at work, at the airports and across all of the public areas of our nation to smell just a little bit better?  THIS is the prevailing question of the 21st century!!!

Any thoughts?